about 1am depression hit me, I'm in serious trouble, o well, about 5min after that all my friends disappeared and i realized like always if I'm going to survive it's solo.

so heres to you all for being A grade waists of time try not to let the door hit you on the way out.

this concludes todays lesson

not much has happened, got a new job, i'm now a slave trader.
and got to see the same old story again last night, the love triangle.
clark kent loves lowis lane, lowis lane love superman, superman can't love anyone but himself.
what on earth do chicks think? what gets into there heads? i've concluded from this observation that all women are thick!
don't they get that clark kent beats superman? he's got his own ego defeated, he can control himself even infront of the woman he loves!
so another poor boy gets crushed last night. and another meat head takes the girl home for a one night shag. he turns up at 12 to say g'day to me, all upset at having missed out on the chick he likes cause he can see she's into a meathead, they started the night together and looked happy enough when they stopped in before the club. then she turns up 4hrs later crying cause the meathead dumped her?!?!?! <--- WTF
best advice i can give any bloke, chop your male member off with a blunt axe and bury it in the back yard, it wants to get dirt thats the safest and least painful way.
ow yea and another bloke pulled out a knife last night, why? to impress the shit stirring girl he was with. messed up night really,now i think about it, bin fires, doctors dealing with cuts, me mate borrowed my car to get a shag cause he didn't want his girlfriend to catch him in her car.
all followed by a nice morning on the ice holding hands with the most wonderfull chick on the planet. stacey, if she wasn't 24yrs younger than me and my daughter i'd marry her in a second!

Current Location: leaning on a bloody wall
Current Mood: pessimistic
Current Music: war of the worlds soundtrack

i think I'm over paid.
i feel rotten, i had the chance to stop a person from getting sliced by a knife and i didn't. the bugger had me, he threatened me, and cause he wasn't attacking anyone, i walked back inside and let him go down the street; where he sliced a mans face open with a Stanley knife.
what sucks is, if I'd dragged him to the ground, assuming his mates didn't try to stop me, I'd have been the one in the wrong cause he hadn't committed a crime "yet".
thats no comfort to the bloke who's scared for life. now i feel like shit.

Current Mood: crappy
Current Music: back on my dr hook records

the day began with me introducing the kids to a fudge steeling zombie, and soon the good times just started rolling, i got a call from the cops when i was in the city, saying "get home now!" they wouldn't tell me why. i got there, it was nothing, thanks for the speeding lesson guys. then we hit the ice, my most awesome daughter skatted solo for the first time, only took her 5 weeks and she's better than her old man. i got some pity laps with her holding my hand, for old times sake. other than that she belongs to the ice now. my little red headed ice queen, some how that describes her personality perfectly.
we went to the cinema, and watched harry potter, crazy kids have seen it so many times now the cinema has named a room after them, but they must see it again, what do kids think? the story is going to change next time they watch it >:c/

Current Location: under a cat
Current Mood: sleepy

well another well rounded night, full of happy people and the occasional not so happy person.
nothing to see here, move along. here's a pleasent distraction

Current Location: home at last
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: let it run

the wall is red! and many things that should be are now red as well. carpet, random walls, roof, gym, me, furniture, outside the house. something as simple as keeping it in the corner and not making a mess became quite a challenge. who would have thought kids could need that much supervision, at least most of the wall got painted, yes thats right MOST they managed to paint everything except the wall they aimed at, still needs another coat, good thing i was going to remove the carpet anyway.
the chainsaw would have been more of a success if we read the instructions, but no where near as much fun so we through it together out of the box and hit the back yard, the tree didn't know what was comming and as it plummitted to the earth there was much random destruction, it was great and i can't wait to get out there and remove any other harmless tree i spot. i figure if they don't want to be chopped they can complain about it.
as promised everyone left with the same number of limbs as they started the night with, not in the same condition but defiantly the right number.
someone removed a battery from a drunks car to stop him hitting the streets, so as he was a mechanic he spent the next 30min under the bonnet trying to figure out why it wouldn't start. complicated at that hour of the night.
now i am left looking at the disaster, my lounge looks like a crime scene, typical after party insanity but with a splash of blood red, though i know better i can't help but look for the bodies

Current Location: twilight zone
Current Mood: confused
Current Music: none

well it's official sunday I'll be signing the paperwork that takes my x's name of the homeloan, and in true house warming tradition it's time to destroy the house.
Monday I'm buying a chainsaw and Monday night I'll be creating a feature wall in wet red, it has to stay wet.
theres going to be a select group of respectable people having a tastefull evening of wine and cheese. I'll be putting up caution taped areas as safe zones for people who don't want to get hurt by random intoxicated expressions of affection and i may even tape the windows for no real reason at all. the roof is strictly of limits to all sober people and this time no breaking in the morning with anything made of glass.
concider this blog to be legal notice to the city of Melbourne that there may be excessive noise. byo cow dip and mouthguards.

Current Location: my place
Current Mood: accomplished
Current Music: sorry can't hear you

maybe not totally wow that bug has me on the floor, feel like i'm hung over only cheaper.
monday night is party night at my place. i'll be celebrating past the point of chucking. bouncer party! tape the windows!
well i'm late for work and feeling like shiv so times up peoples.

Current Location: work :(
Current Mood: bouncy
Current Music: pub shiv

ok so i'm seriously sick, i've taken the night of work, i feel like a knife has been driven into my neck, i have no voice and i'm on the edge of death.
now for the good news. i had a great day iceskating :c)(

Current Location: curled up like a fetus
Current Mood: drained
Current Music: cheesy stuff