i still don't get it

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:01:30 GMT

about 1am depression hit me, I'm in serious trouble, o well, about 5min after that all my friends disappeared and i realized like always if I'm going to survive it's solo.

so heres to you all for being A grade waists of time try not to let the door hit you on the way out.

life sucks

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 12:39:02 GMT

this concludes todays lesson

wow long time no write

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 04:53:42 GMT

not much has happened, got a new job, i'm now a slave trader.
and got to see the same old story again last night, the love triangle.
clark kent loves lowis lane, lowis lane love superman, superman can't love anyone but himself.
what on earth do chicks think? what gets into there heads? i've concluded from this observation that all women are thick!
don't they get that clark kent beats superman? he's got his own ego defeated, he can control himself even infront of the woman he loves!
so another poor boy gets crushed last night. and another meat head takes the girl home for a one night shag. he turns up at 12 to say g'day to me, all upset at having missed out on the chick he likes cause he can see she's into a meathead, they started the night together and looked happy enough when they stopped in before the club. then she turns up 4hrs later crying cause the meathead dumped her?!?!?! <--- WTF
best advice i can give any bloke, chop your male member off with a blunt axe and bury it in the back yard, it wants to get dirt thats the safest and least painful way.
ow yea and another bloke pulled out a knife last night, why? to impress the shit stirring girl he was with. messed up night really,now i think about it, bin fires, doctors dealing with cuts, me mate borrowed my car to get a shag cause he didn't want his girlfriend to catch him in her car.
all followed by a nice morning on the ice holding hands with the most wonderfull chick on the planet. stacey, if she wasn't 24yrs younger than me and my daughter i'd marry her in a second!

another day another dollar

Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:29:23 GMT

i think I'm over paid.
i feel rotten, i had the chance to stop a person from getting sliced by a knife and i didn't. the bugger had me, he threatened me, and cause he wasn't attacking anyone, i walked back inside and let him go down the street; where he sliced a mans face open with a Stanley knife.
what sucks is, if I'd dragged him to the ground, assuming his mates didn't try to stop me, I'd have been the one in the wrong cause he hadn't committed a crime "yet".
thats no comfort to the bloke who's scared for life. now i feel like shit.

fathers day rocked

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:30:27 GMT

the day began with me introducing the kids to a fudge steeling zombie, and soon the good times just started rolling, i got a call from the cops when i was in the city, saying "get home now!" they wouldn't tell me why. i got there, it was nothing, thanks for the speeding lesson guys. then we hit the ice, my most awesome daughter skatted solo for the first time, only took her 5 weeks and she's better than her old man. i got some pity laps with her holding my hand, for old times sake. other than that she belongs to the ice now. my little red headed ice queen, some how that describes her personality perfectly.
we went to the cinema, and watched harry potter, crazy kids have seen it so many times now the cinema has named a room after them, but they must see it again, what do kids think? the story is going to change next time they watch it >:c/

all is good

Thu, 30 Aug 2007 20:19:19 GMT

well another well rounded night, full of happy people and the occasional not so happy person.
nothing to see here, move along. here's a pleasent distraction

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 04:39:44 GMT

the wall is red! and many things that should be are now red as well. carpet, random walls, roof, gym, me, furniture, outside the house. something as simple as keeping it in the corner and not making a mess became quite a challenge. who would have thought kids could need that much supervision, at least most of the wall got painted, yes thats right MOST they managed to paint everything except the wall they aimed at, still needs another coat, good thing i was going to remove the carpet anyway.
the chainsaw would have been more of a success if we read the instructions, but no where near as much fun so we through it together out of the box and hit the back yard, the tree didn't know what was comming and as it plummitted to the earth there was much random destruction, it was great and i can't wait to get out there and remove any other harmless tree i spot. i figure if they don't want to be chopped they can complain about it.
as promised everyone left with the same number of limbs as they started the night with, not in the same condition but defiantly the right number.
someone removed a battery from a drunks car to stop him hitting the streets, so as he was a mechanic he spent the next 30min under the bonnet trying to figure out why it wouldn't start. complicated at that hour of the night.
now i am left looking at the disaster, my lounge looks like a crime scene, typical after party insanity but with a splash of blood red, though i know better i can't help but look for the bodies

bouncer party

Thu, 23 Aug 2007 20:48:01 GMT

well it's official sunday I'll be signing the paperwork that takes my x's name of the homeloan, and in true house warming tradition it's time to destroy the house.
Monday I'm buying a chainsaw and Monday night I'll be creating a feature wall in wet red, it has to stay wet.
theres going to be a select group of respectable people having a tastefull evening of wine and cheese. I'll be putting up caution taped areas as safe zones for people who don't want to get hurt by random intoxicated expressions of affection and i may even tape the windows for no real reason at all. the roof is strictly of limits to all sober people and this time no breaking in the morning with anything made of glass.
concider this blog to be legal notice to the city of Melbourne that there may be excessive noise. byo cow dip and mouthguards.

feeling better

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:47:32 GMT

maybe not totally wow that bug has me on the floor, feel like i'm hung over only cheaper.
monday night is party night at my place. i'll be celebrating past the point of chucking. bouncer party! tape the windows!
well i'm late for work and feeling like shiv so times up peoples.

!!!!!!!!!!!

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 10:28:30 GMT

ok so i'm seriously sick, i've taken the night of work, i feel like a knife has been driven into my neck, i have no voice and i'm on the edge of death.
now for the good news. i had a great day iceskating :c)(

Writer's Block: Trading Spaces

Fri, 17 Aug 2007 20:23:58 GMT

If you could be another person for a day, who would it be and why?

now thats a perfect life.

what an awesome day i've had!

Thu, 16 Aug 2007 22:19:44 GMT

i'd tell you about it but then i'd have to kill you.
instead i'll just repeat a boring day from another time
today i sat at my pc and did little it was normal, the end.
and now it's time for sleep,. goodnight crazy world

mood breaker

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 23:58:07 GMT

please note your call may be recorded for training porpoises. what kind of training does a porpoise need? and why are they all so por? the govt gives aid to everyone but the broke poise. anyways while on hold i watched the entire series of this ->

i feel being on hold was time well spent and i really was in a good mood when the Hume council lady answered the phone. didn't even bother chastising her about the plight of the porpoise.
but i couldn't help looking forward to killing her soon.

cats rock

Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:39:53 GMT

if the internet keeps providing me with quality programs like this i'll throw my tv out the window,

hmmm
i'm so easily amused :c/

awesome day

Sat, 11 Aug 2007 06:39:13 GMT

the most awesome day started at 11 with ice skatting, my little girl hugged the rail for 17 laps, yes we counted them, she started with not wanting to ever go on the ice and ended with it being a regular date with dad. she wants to be a figure skater and i want to stay on my feet without landing on my ass. guess we both have different goals but if it gets her smiling I'll fall over every weekend for the rest of my life.
simpsons movie was a blast. I'll ruin the ending, they all live and things go back to normal, who'd have thought.
well best get back into super daddy mode, c yas :)

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 22:34:43 GMT

life is good
think i'll take the kiddies ice skatting this weekend might be nice a little dad and kid time.
i got harassed by the principle at my sons school yesterday. "i'm a little concerned about you working nights and leaving your son at home alone"
i told him, well YOUR a little concerned i'm his father how concerned do you think i am! dork like it's his place to comment. if the govt says it's ok to leave them at home alone from the age of 8 then a 12 yr old boy will be fine. least i'm there when he goes to and comes home from school. o well, yes ice skatting will be fun :)

and i really don't like taxi drivers

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 21:17:41 GMT

there this mornings vent is compleat

if i'm wrong please explain it to me, can't promise i'll listen

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 20:44:26 GMT

i just spent hours listening to people talk about how the death penalty is acceptable in certain situations. no sorry unacceptable. they even looked at me like i was nieve or stupid for disagreeing. frog in hot water people, frog in hot water, it's a matter of degree. if life ends by accident it's a tragedy; to take it or condone it being taken, no sorry no good.
this opinion has cost me the respect of friends in the past, but then perhaps they would like me more if i bought them a mink or took them seal clubbing, i'd rather not know people that would happily cross the line even if it is just in a debate. i wear leather, it comes from a cow and i eat the meat, i'm not a vegetarian but i'm sure theres a difference between killing for food and killing for kicks.

want some fun for all the family try this
http://www.newgrounds.com/seals/index.html

ouch

Mon, 06 Aug 2007 20:06:50 GMT

sometimes i wonder why i do what i do. most of the time i'm standing in a corner watching people. saturday night wasn't one of those nights, i got the joy of helping to stop a knife wielding pedophile from grabbing some drunk underage kids off a street corner at 12am then at 1:30am i pinned a bloke to the ground and bounced his head on the cement till his two brothers stopped kicking me.
at the time it's a heap of fun sure but now two days later theres not a part of me that isn't hurting.
i get home and my son looks at me with as much excitement in his eyes as i had at the time, "what happened at work last night dad?" and you know he wants all the grisly details.
then i go to work and stand in the corner again watching people, a few approach me "don't you get board?" ; "gee i wish i had your job".
i really wish i could give it up, if i don't make it home one morning my son wakes up alone but then i get to work and some young kid walks up to me, "thanks for the other night" and you know he'd be in the hospital or the news paper if i hadn't been there.

hmm

Fri, 03 Aug 2007 22:44:24 GMT

now i have this silly thing i guess i'm going to have to play with it for a while :c/
recently i became addicted to WoW, more recently i gave it up, think i'll take up more bad habits, i could get good at being a quitter :c)(

another box successfully filled out

Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:20:15 GMT

so this is a computer hmm very interesting